(Ended) Tasty Esoterica Bundle

I liked your money so much that I’ve decided to take a little more of it.

What we have here is not a failure to communicate. Instead, we have the following for your consideration:

One 8oz bag of Margate that I purchased in July 2020. I know this because I wrote that on the bag when I bought it.

One 56.7g tin of And So To Bed

One 56.7g tin of Pembroke

Unfortunately I did not write the dates that I bought the tins on the bottom, which is something that I usually do and I’m not sure why I didn’t. If I were to take a guess I’d say that both tins have been in my collection for 5 years, five or take, but I can’t be sure and both of the tins are missing the label on the back with the date codes. I have no idea why that is either.

But still, these are tasty as tasty gets and it all has at least two years of age to them. The bag and the tins are all in excellent condition and are just waiting for you to crack them open.

Three day auction because it’s almost the Super Bowl and I work for a major manufacturer of potato chips, snacks, salsa, and cheese dip known as That Company That Shall Not Be Named (but that spends tens of millions on Super Bowl commercials as if people don’t know what we sell? How about they give some of that money to the employees that are all but milking themselves at work?) which means forced overtime on top of forced overtime with a side of forced overtime and forced overtime for dessert. I used to like football before I started working here seven years ago and now I hate it. I hope both teams lose.

The Reserve price is a tad high, but if I’m going to part with an unopened bag and two tins of Esoterica then it’s gonna be worth my time, and worth me losing an hour or two of sleep on Monday to go to the post office and ship this out to you. I’m not quite ready to put up my bag of Penzance and And So To Bed, but if this one sells for enough I may consider it.

This auction obviously contains tobacco. If you live in a state run by Tobacco Nazis you are unable to be shipped the tobacco so, sorry bro. Move to a better state that at least pretends to believe in freedom.

If you live in a country other than the USA you are responsible for any and all customs, duties, and that absolute nonsense called ‘VAT’. Seriously, that is bullcrap; why do you let your government do that to you?

This auction contains tobacco.  If you live in certain states, you will be unable to purchase this product.